Jan 06 2009
Football Gloves (Or how more knowledge creates less mystique)
I recently purchased a pair of Reebok receiver gloves for playing pickup football on Sundays. Watching the NFL, one of my favourite plays are the consistenly amazing catches made by the Wide Receivers. They often seem outside of the realm of possibility.
I had made the assumption that the reason the NFL Receivers were able to make the receptions was that they were far superior athletes with great hands. Having grown up with unsuperior athletic abilities and terrible hands*. This is what made the most sense.
* My hands are so notoriously bad that I was almost ejected from a co-ed softball game for “purposely” dropping a line drive. Playing second base with a runner on first base and one out, the (softly-hit) line drive was coming right at me and I dropped it (not on purpose, though I am competitive enough that the thought had entered my mind) allowing myself to step on second base and then throw the batter out at first for an inning-ending double play. Needless to say, everyone (on the other team) was very upset and the umpire ruled that the batter was safe and I was an asshole. This is the athletic ability I was blessed with.
However, in the past three weeks of football, I have made several over-the-head catches, some diving and other ridiculous enough for me to realize that a major factor in the great receptions you see in the NFL are at least in part due to the gloves. They are that impressive.
This knowledge has in many ways ruined the mystique of the great hands of NFL Wide Receivers*. This has happened to me several other times including seeing the Lion King from the front row of the theater (seeing ropes and backstage quickly destroyed the illusion).
* I still appreciate their great athletic abilities, its just that I now know that their freakish abilities are at least in part due to the gloves they are wearing. All of the other factors such as speed, blocking, creating space, reading routes still boggle my mind. But how often is Andre Johnson or Randy Moss complimented for their “great hands” vs. their route reading ability.
This got me thinking about the financial mess we are currently in. Far too many people presumed that money managers were more impressive and talented then themselves and trusted the managers with their savings. Bernie Madoff’s success had a mystique, so did all the banks but unfortunately they were using receiver gloves (debt) to create an illusion of success.
People were not knowledgable enough to realize that the reason the Money Managers were successful was that they were using artificial means to create their results. Eventually though, they dropped the ball.
The saying that “Knowledge is Power” is certainly ringing true now.